The Akatsuki were all getting into awkward relationships recently. I mean, Hidan and Kakuzu, Deidara and Sasori, and Kisame and Itachi. I mean, what was with all the YAOI all of the sudden? The only one who was not in a relationship was Zetsu. Zetsu was the only one because Konan and Pein were also going out (I think it was pretty expected).
“All of us will be going on a mission today!” Pein said. Zetsu looked up from the corner where he had been slouching. ‘Damn.’ He thought. ‘I think the others are getting to me. I mean, since when do I think Pein is sexy?’
“Does everyone understand what I just said?